KCF Rule Compendium
WARNING: theres weird stuff ahead that's kinda nsfw/18+.
| Rule # | Rule | Author |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | no raptures except on the 17th of any month (eST TIMEZONE.) | WOLF |
| 2 | no typos (bannable affense!) | WOLF |
| 3 | write ur Us unpointily | michaelmvm |
| 4 | and no tails on Vs | WOLF |
| 5 | the slaves make the toys | WOLF |
| 6 | no cursing | WOLF |
| 7 | must be lgbtq (owner does not apply) | olive |
| 8 | nO pride allowed in june (u can be queer, but i mean you arent allowed to be prideful at all. its a sin.) | WOLF |
| 9 | no capitalizing the start of your sentences | WOLF |
| 10 | SROP DELETING MY RULES I OWN THIS PLACE | olive |
| 11 | Always 420 at 420 | olive |
| 12 | rules week is the first monday of august (EST) until second monday if august (PST) | WOLF |
| 13 | Rules stated here are exempt from rules preceding them. (ie. this message ignores rule 9) | WOLF |
| 14 | log ALL poops | olive |
| 15 | AND pukes | WOLF |
| 16 | t!rep me every day | WOLF |
| 17 | share your fit at least once a week in #kansas-city-is-a-landlocked-state | WOLF |
| 18 | you cannot post edible looking food | olive |
| 19 | at least 10% of your messages must be entirely in a language other than english during rules week | WOLF |
| 20 | during language week 100% of your messages must be in a non english language | olive |
| 21 | language week is the week starting on the 3rd monday of august | WOLF |
| 22 | if any days remain in august after language week ends, kcf enters a mourning period where you may not speak (mourning dead normies) | olive |
| 23 | NO hypothetical scenarios | WOLF |
| 24 | rules only apply during rules week or times specified in the rule itself, unless the vibe at that moment is to not be restrained to rules week/etc., in which case it can apply when applied. | WOLF |
| 25 | all the time (applies always) you must be dripping | olive |
| 26 | address @michaelmvm as michaelmvm at all times | olive |
| 27 | no suicide in the kitchens/around food. clear osha violation | WOLF |
| 28 | @michaelmvm you are not allowed to leave his thread | olive |
| 29 | these are spelt "MARICÓN". NOT "MACARON"/"MACAROON"/ETC. | WOLF |
| 30 | MONTANDO CABALLOS EN PÚBLICO ES PROHIBIDO!!! ES DEMASIADO SEXUAL!!! | WOLF |
| 31 | screaming AUXILIO or SOCORRO is banned. scream AYUDA like a normal person | WOLF |
| 32 | Ignore rule 31. Be based. | septe |
| 33 | wash your brain with soap every sunday night before going to sleep! start your week off clean and comforming. | WOLF |
| 34 | every neckbeard must be addressed by “King” | olive |
| 35 | You must address @septe as "Your Excellency." | septe |
| 36 | Don’t post anything funny. I’m the only one who’s allowed to make kcf members laugh. | olive |
| 37 | no leaving kcf ever | WOLF |
| 38 | you must keep the peace at all times. there is no solid definition of the peace but you must keep it. | olive |
| 39 | but you can let the peas go. thats fine. | WOLF |
| 40 | brazilian people get to break 38 because they have great music | WOLF |
| 41 | Rules do not apply to @septe. | septe |
| 42 | refer to 24 when reading 41. rules apply to septe except when they dont but they do when they do. 42 shouldnt need to be a rule, but im worried that some of you may have terrible rule comprehension. | WOLF |
| 43 | REMEMBER: IF SOMEONE IN KCF EVER MAKES YOU FEEL SAFE, REPORT THEM TO THE MODS | WOLF |
| 44 | no reposts | olive |
| 45 | NEVER ENGAGE IN EMOTIONAL INTIMACY. DO NOT CONTRIBUTE MEANING TO ANY CONVERSATION. | WOLF |
| 46 | YOU MUST SHARE A PICTURE OF YOUR REAL ID AND SHARE YOUR SSN TOO | WOLF |
| 47 | NO SEX TALK | olive |
| 48 | NO NUDES IN DUNG HEAP | WOLF |
| 49 | no voice messages | kote |
| 50 | be nice, ezra | WOLF |
| 51 | HONOIR THY FATHER AND THY MOTHER | olive |
| 52 | THOU SHALT NOT HAVE ANY OTHER GODS BEFORE ME | olive |
| 53 | red = amongus | olive |
| 54 | Ignore rule 52, worship other deities, except cringe Semetic gods. | septe |
| 55 | if your snot is blue like, wait a week and if it persists go to a doctor. youre either fighting an infection or youre kote | WOLF |
| 56 | ignore 55 you cant be me | kote |
| 57 | when in a situation in which you are tasked to use critical thinking remember that critical thinking means forget all logic and squeeze | olive |
| 58 | while critical thinking you must also PUUUUUUSH | WOLF |
| 59 | jam marries olive in 2043 | WOLF |
| 60 | no dick pics, not after the incident | WOLF |
| 61 | ignore rule 60 send all your nudes in general | kote |
| 62 | NO MINORS | olive |
| 63 | Kill anyone who says they're below Discord Terms of Service age. | septe |
| 64 | leave if you havent watched ninjago | kote |
| 65 | get your daily dose of mint leaves | WOLF |
| 66 | The Jedi are traitors to the Republic, eliminate all of the Jedi scum. | septe |
| 67 | no squirting in general | olive |
| 68 | try eating red clovers when u get a chance mmm yummy | WOLF |
| 69 | dont eat anything you see on the floor without knowledge | kote |
| 70 | if jam dies before kcf has its final message sent, he spend all time until kcf's final message enduring the worst torments known to demonkind | WOLF |
| 71 | Eat pomegranate. | septe |
| 72 | Lie, always. | WOLF |
| 73 | dont do anything that beefwolf tells you, he is an horrible person | kote |
| 74 | indulge me. | WOLF |
| 75 | no plain quesadillas. use salsa or something. Jesus Christ. | WOLF |
| 76 | shit yourself | WOLF |
| 77 | Type 80085 into a calculator and show it to your teacher. | septe |
| 78 | taquito is wish an unfulfilling death upon them. example: person a: hiii! how are you? person b: TAQUITO | WOLF |
| 79 | Love is love. | septe |
| 80 | cite your statistics | WOLF |
| 81 | Your sources must be made up. | septe |
| 82 | naturally build muscle quickly | olive |
| 83 | Michael needs to send 1 trash pic for every 10 non trash pics he sends in #glorious-country | WOLF |
| 84 | michael must improperly dispose of chemicals once every 10 months and cause a disastrous chemical reaction in a public trashcan | olive |
| 85 | @michaelmvm you are not allowed to leave this thread | olive |
| 86 | Behave. | olive |
| 87 | Place your head inside animatronics. | septe |
| 88 | no surgery roleplaying in chat | kote |
| 89 | use parentheses not periods because discord glitches out and stops at 50 i think | WOLF |
| 90 | Serving is mandatory. | olive |
| 91 | spread holiday cheer | WOLF |
| 92 | Send @septe a Christmas message on Christmas Eve. | septe |
| 93 | the amazing digital circus and all content of it etc. etc. is banned from kcf | WOLF |
| 94 | Deleting my rules makes you straight. | septe |
| 95 | What daddy wants, daddy gets | Myles |
| 96 | Check if you look good. | septe |
| 97 | Do not curl up in a ball | ezra |
| 98 | It is illegal to be a wolf if you don't awoooo at least once in chat per day. | septe |
| 99 | Set a red balloon free. | septe |
| 100 | dont forget to wish everyone a merry christmas on christmas day.. | WOLF |
| 101 | Tutorials are for dummies, don't be a tutorial. | septe |
| 102 | Beefwolf needs to tone down his attitude. | septe |
| 103 | If you're eepy and you know it clap your hands. | septe |
| 104 | dont be inappropriate. | olive |
| 105 | accomplices or alts to sinister rapist 333, sinisterguru, etc. are banned from kcf. report to septe immediately via 25 pings in a row, maybe a few voice calls via dm too | WOLF |
| 106 | also on a related note, dont be a fascist. shit has this been said before | WOLF |
| 107 | Repeat rules are now illegal beyond this point. | septe |
| 108 | Alphas eat first, then betas, then omegas | ezra |
| 109 | wagadoogaboo | kermit |
| 110 | Elders eat first, then kits, then queens, then sick cats, then warriors and apprentices | olive |
| 111 | It's about drive, it's about power, we stay hungry, we devour. | septe |
| 112 | No companionship | ezra |
| 113 | No pets. | septe |
| 114 | No shirts no shoes no service. | WOLF |
| 115 | dont use @septe as a word | michaelmvm |
| 116 | I alone decide what is funny | ezra |
| 117 | say "alerta" in general at anytime | kote |
| 118 | Say "alerta", but beware of the consequences. | septe |
| 119 | Smile, you're here forever. | septe |
| 120 | Slavery, in all its forms and shapes is banned. | septe |
| 121 | this is the new rules thread. all old rules still stand. old thread located at #rules | WOLF |
| 122 | el lobo siempre cuida su loba.... AWOOOOOO!!!! | WOLF |
| 123 | Find my papers | olive |
| 124 | You must be a very based individual to send gifs and ignore the rules and apply them only when it is convenient. | septe |
| 125 | Los franceses no son humanos. | septe |
| 126 | erect hecatombs in honor of the greek/minoan/etc. gods (easy way to do this is by reacting to a message with 🐂❎💯➡️🔥) | WOLF |
| 127 | You will water your plants if you have any. | septe |
| 128 | gifs are now considered satanic propaganda. you may be punished by the church. only members of the church may send official (holy) gifs | WOLF |
| 129 | this pfp is banned | WOLF |
| 130 | this pfp is mandatory | olive |
| 131 | No reposting the same image ever if you're Dimitrios. | WOLF |
| 132 | really didnt fucking think i needed to say this but doing cocaine is banned. | WOLF |
| 133 | You will smoke crack. | septe |
| 134 | Raisins are illegal. | septe |
| 135 | STOP ME IF YOUVE HEARD THIS ONE BEFORE! | WOLF |
| 136 | No topping. | olive |
| 137 | do your stretches | WOLF |
| 138 | Do not eat bread. | septe |
| 139 | Using terms High and Weed is now permitted until further notice | olive |
| 140 | "low" and "plant" are now banned terms | WOLF |
| 141 | Doing drugs is now illegal. | septe |
| 142 | no considering | WOLF |
| 143 | Always question the owner. | septe |
| 144 | obey all orders without question | olive |
| 145 | Do not post ass in the parking lot | olive |
| 146 | banned topics
| olive |
| 147 | @QOTD Ping members must add a new rule | WOLF |
| 148 | be more like this tiger | WOLF |
| 149 | must obey your bedtime | michaelmvm |
| 150 | bedtime is 11 PM of your respective time zone, however you can possibly extend this by doing a little jig or singing a song and sending it to the general chat. Must be before designated bedtime. | kermit |
| 151 | love more | kote |
| 152 | no anal insertion of ice cream | michaelmvm |
| 153 | Do not inject nutmeg anally, you will die. | Myles |
| 154 | all anal insertions can be done if a video is sent to #nsfw-cursed | kermit |
| 155 | POST BIRTH ABORTIONS NOW LEGAL IN THE STATE OF KCF | WOLF |
| 156 | CELSIUS BANNED. | WOLF |
| 157 | pony up motherfucker | WOLF |
| 158 | :3 more | olive |
| 159 | no propositioning each other | olive |
| 160 | adults 🔞 MUST read O Human Star...https://ohumanstar.com/comic/chapter-1-title-page/ | WOLF |
| 161 | Continuous server owner election The polls never close. You can always go change your vote to any eligible candidate The owner is in power as long as they have the most votes, but that could change at any time If enough people get out and vote you can end up going through 5 presidents in 1 month. No term limits, maximums or minimum. You are in power for exactly as long as you’re #1 in the never ending popularity poll | olive |
| 162 | election rigging is allowed make as many alternate accounts as possible | kermit |
| 163 | alternate accounts will be banned immediately after being found out - stay inconspicuous | kermit |
| 164 | this is for the lions ,living in thw wiry broke down frames of my friendsdbodies | cody |
| 165 | WHEN THE FLOOD WATER COMES IT AINT GONNABE CLEAR ITS GONNA LOOOK LIKE MUD... | olive |
| 166 | you must speak your mind | cody |
| 167 | turn off the engine, get out of the car and start to walk | cody |
| 168 | ai slop henceforth banned. this is a safe space | WOLF |
| 169 | CHRISTMAS CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS 🎄🎄🎄🎄 | olive |
| 170 | You MUST take responsibility | Myles |
| 171 | posting of ai slop is grounds to immediate execution | kermit |
| 172 | Don't cry | Myles |
| 173 | Displays of emotion will have you shot on sight | olive |
| 174 | https://youtu.be/m_S0qCeA-pc | WOLF |
| 175 | No domestic abuse in chat | Myles |
| 176 | No makeouts in corporal | olive |
| 177 | No displays of lvoe | olive |
| 178 | No gay sex | Myles |
| 179 | Update: gay sex is okay now | Myles |
| 180 | banned again. gay sex that is | cody |
| 181 | this is the third iteration of the rules threads. you must have the historian role from #self-roles to access the other rules original rules can be found here: #sergeant-archive rules 2 can be found here: #corporal-archive | olive |
| 182 | if you have a fever you gotta drink lots of water and sleep lots and stay wrapped up hot to boil it out of you -mom | WOLF |
| 183 | myles is not permitted | cody |
| 184 | Evils must be punished at all costs | Myles |
| 185 | Do not commit the sin of empathy. | WOLF |
| 186 | Do not purposefully increase the amount of entropy in the universe | Myles |
| 187 | maybe this is a bit late but no emetophilia content | WOLF |
| 188 | personal growth is firmly disallowed. be dumb and ill forever | cody |
| 189 | unless the personal growth is like . fat or smth due to hrt . but make sure its the stupidifying hrt. stay stupid | WOLF |
| 190 | Never feel love unless it is approved by the mods. | Myles |